April 2008 Newsletter

  • THE ULTIMATE CLEANSE
  • HELP US WITH YOUR TESTIMONY
  • APRIL ANNOUNCEMENTS AND OFFERS

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    THE ULTIMATE CLEANSE

    With the onset of spring and the change of seasons the time for renewal has arrived. I routinely recommend and personally undergo bi-annual fasting and cleansing for general health and well-being on a physical, mental/emotional, and spiritual level. I personally have experienced everything from gross mucoid plaque and parasitic worm expulsion to heightened mental awareness and spiritual epiphanies during these times. The problem is that within a short time post cleansing some physical and/or mental symptoms always seem to return. So what is the answer?

    It is a wonderful practice and habit to perform periodic colon cleanses as they prepare the body for the changing seasons and promote general well being. I strongly encourage you to begin this habit and to incorporate a full body and parasitic cleanse either annually or bi-annually. If you pass visible worms during a cleanse, you need to repeat a parasitic cleanse two and four weeks later to ensure elimination of eggs and larvae. Sounds gross, but is a reality in many people who have finally undergone the recommended colon kits through my office.

    So what is the ultimate cleanse? To help you understand this concept, I must first explain the basic cell environment. Your body, which is basically composed of multiple living cells, is constantly working to maintain the best working environment for every cell based on the external environment you create for it. The process is called homeostasis.

    In essence, you are as healthy as you can possibly be at this very moment based on the environment you have provided, whether by choice or not, for your cells. Each cell is constantly taking in needed nutrients to build new cells and work optimally, while excreting waste material to be sent to the liver, kidneys, gastrointestinal tract, hair, or sweat to be eliminated from the body and internal environment. You are constantly building new cells from what you eat and drink, and unfortunately what you absorb through your skin and inhale as well. The problem is the general toxicity associated with man made products found in our environment, which are typically fat soluble compounds that end up stored in our bodies after being absorbed. Many of these compounds are found in constant trace amounts in our foods, water supply, and air, which over several years of absorption become saturated in our cells spilling out and causing slow insidious illnesses. A good article to help you see this model of bioaccumulation can be found in National Geographic, October 2006, called "The Chemicals Within Us." I also recommend you go to www.Scorecard.org and put in your zip code to see what toxins are highest in your area.

    With this in mind, the ultimate cleanse is a lifestyle where your body's elimination capacity is supported to exceed the daily body toxic burdens. In other words, you incorporate a life of pure air, pure water, pure food, and electro-magnetic protection to change and decrease your personal environmental load, while functionally supporting through appropriate supplementation and stimulation your body's ability to eliminate the stored burdens you have accumulated. The net result of this lifestyle is more waste out than in, and a slow but steady detox to restore optimal cell function.

    In order to achieve and maintain optimal health throughout your life, you must incorporate air purifiers, whole house water purifiers and preferably additional drinking water alkalinizers, organic/bio-dynamic foods, and electro-magnetic field protectors as a necessary expense. One of my favorite Bible verses is James 1:27, which encourages us "to keep oneself from being polluted by the world." I personally take this literally with respect to our bodies, which serve as a temple with the potential for anything according to the Word.

    So with understanding comes choice and you now are being encouraged to change your lifestyle to promote health on all levels. The ultimate cleanse is a lifelong process of learning, experiencing, and passing on through genetic expression the wisdom contained within our bodies and health in its entirety as available to each person. The path is different for each of you and it appears narrow and difficult in today's world, but the rewards are great and everlasting. I encourage you to take steps today and make the choice to become healthy. Let us help you along the way.


    HELP US WITH YOUR TESTIMONY

    It brings me joy every time one of you return to my office with positive results, and in many cases cures for the ailments you came seeking help for. It is now my turn to ask for your help by telling your story and allowing me to show others what potential for health there is through traditional naturopathic techniques.

    To offer you something outside of my sincerest gratitude for your testimony devalues the nature of your story. So I am humbly requesting your help in the growth and health of my business with your testimony.

    If you feel led to help, please email me a one or two paragraph story of your experience through my clinic. Only refer to yourself by your initials to protect your identity, and include your age, previous diagnosis or health concern(s), healing experience, and outcome.

    THANK YOU for your help and support of what we do at Pittsburgh Alternative Health, Inc.


    APRIL ANNOUNCEMENTS AND OFFERS

    NEW $85 INITIAL APPOINTMENT FEE - With the primary concern expressed as initial costs at our clinic, we are listening. We now offer an initial 30-45 minute consult with Dr. Misak to outline your care and get you started on your path to health at a price everyone can afford. Be sure to tell your friends and family to take their initial steps to optimal health.

    OFFICE POSITION FILLED - Please call our office today and hear the pleasant voice of Sara Scott, who now serves to represent our office as you introduce your friends or place another product order. Be sure to welcome her and have patience as she continues to learn and improve our service systems at Pittsburgh Alternative Health, Inc.

    10% OFF COLON CLEANSING OR PARASITE KIT - Cleansing time is here!!! Prepare you body for the changing seasons and feel your best this spring and throughout the summer. Also get 5% off your probiotic (Bio-Ecology Factors™) and customized liver/kidney herbal for improved cleanse effectiveness and gastrointestinal restoration. Please mention this ad at the time of purchase to receive discount.

    15% OFF FAR-INFRARED SAUNA PURCHASE AND NO SHIPPING CHARGES - Yes, you read that right! We are now an official distributor of Far-Infrared Saunas by SaunaTech™ as found on our website. The best part about it is that we can provide you with a beautiful home detox and weight loss opportunity at 15% below suggested retail pricing and without hidden shipping charges. Check out This Link and call today for pricing and purchase information.

    $300 OFF WATER IONIZER WITH 30 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE - I have teamed up with High Tech Health Inc., with what I believe to be the best water ionizer for the price on the U.S. market. With mention of our clinic, you will receive $300 OFF suggested retail pricing of a product that will change your health and life guaranteed. This is a necessary step to helping improve body pH balance and lifelong toxin elimination support. Don't miss this opportunity, so Link Here to learn more.

    REFERRAL AND FAMILY REWARD PROGRAM - Beginning April 1st we have changed our referral program to better serve you. With each referral that lists you as their source of initial clinic information, we will offer the following:
    • For Friend or Distant Family Relative Referral - you will receive a card for a free 30 minute Far-Infrared Sauna and Ionic Foot Bath treatment ($70 value) or 20% off a one-time supplement purchase. They will receive 10% off initial food/chemical sensitivity screening and service fees.
    • Immediate Family Member - they will receive 25% off their initial food/chemical sensitivity screening and 15% off their initial service fees.
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR REFERRALS AND TRUST IN OUR CARE!